The seven deadly Sins
I get a lot of e-mail pulling my hair telling me
to write another Book. People didn’t get the first
one or the second one, and they want my stuff in
book form.
That’s very flattering. Thanks.
Editing and putting a book together is hard work.
Ask my friend Dr. Zen if you don’t believe me.
Or Publisher Bill Roberts at
Bottle of Smoke Press.
I’d rather just meander and write.
So, I’m compromising.
For a limited time, if you want to have a book of my stuff, I am hand writing seven books. Each book will be unique – each book different from the other – and each handwritten book will have different pieces of my collected work in them. Figure about 80+ pages of stuff. Some of it never seen before.
Once again, there will only be 7 books made.
Ever.
I tried this stunt once before and 12 orders came in in under an hour, before I had a chance to check my email. And it didn’t stop there.
A day later I pulled the plug, and returned everybody’s money, because there was absolutely no way I was going to hand write the over one hundred books which had been ordered. Absolutely not. No way.
It was crazy koo-koo. But who knew? I sure the fuck didn’t. I never would have agreed to a stunt like that.
There shall be a total of 7 books.
That’s it.
And when they’re gone. . . .
If you order a book, and I know you, I’ll put things in that book which are special to you, and you’ll have some pieces which will have been written especially for you, which no one else will ever see, unless you show them, or unless someone steals it from your coffee table.
Don’t come crying to me in that case.
Seven books only. Forever.

Here’s the fun part. Each book is $75 .
If you want one, and you don’t have
a paypal account drop me an email, no problem.
Well, there you are.
And happy whatever you do,
or do not celebrate.
Me? I’m celebrating just being alive.
It seems a good enough reason to celebrate to me.

Okay,
Father Luke